Ah Claudia Schiffer...dincha Miss 'er? The ageless fox is looking even more phwoooooooar-tastic in her forties than ever before and boy, am I glad shes still floozy enough to flaunt it.
Those pink satin sheets look like they would feel pretty delightful against your bare skin, but I bet Schiffer would feel better. She is clearly made of a potent mixture of silk, loveliness and the smell of Chanel No 5. Cus thats what classy birds wear, innit.
Do you want a Sniff o' Schiffer?
Source: Drunken Stepfather