I'm sick of people ripping on the entertainment industry for giving us nothing but sequels, reboots and adaptations.
Well, I spent 6 hours combing through movie news originally intending to give you a list of 50 movie projects that feature original stories and now present to you 6 American movies getting ready to plant new information in your mind/world/life.
Tomorrowland - 2014
The plot is still under wraps, but we know it is starring Britt Robertson (Under the Dome), George Clooney (Batman and Robin. What? You think I should say another movie that better represents his awesome career? FINE. The Fantastic Mr. Fox) and Hugh Laurie (Street Kings. and House.)
Also, the movie is being directed by Brad Bird (The Incredibles), which is a great thing.
Machina - TBA
This is apparently a "secret" sci-fi project being co-written and directed by Fede Alvarez, the guy responsible for rebooting Evil Dead. Shouldn't that be the secret?
Interstellar - 2014
Okay, you've probably heard of this one. This is Christopher Nolan's next project and is starring (so far):
Matthew McConaughe, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Casey Affleck, Topher Grace, Michael Caine, Wes Bentley, Mackenzie Foy, John Lithgow, Ellen Burstyn, Bill Irwin, David Oyelowo and David Gyasi.
In other words, everyone.
The Kitchen Sink - 2014
All you need to know is that this is a movie where "a group of teens form an unlikely alliance with vampires and zombies in order to take on an alien army."
Oh, and Vanessa Hudgens might be starring. Because obviously.
World's Most Wanted - TBA
All we know is that this stars Vin Diesel. So, it's probably a dramatic comedy.
Maggie - TBA
Oh, silly moviepilot readers. This isn't just another zombie movie. That's because it stars Abigail Breslin as Arnold Schwarzenegger's zombie daughter.
I know! Finally right?
Jon Negroni is the author of the Pixar Theory and other movie-related conspiracies. For more of his odd opinions you might care about, check out jonnegroni.com or follow him on Twitter @JonNegroni