ByA.j. Parker, writer at Creators.co
I'm a blogger, lover of movies, and all things geeky and usually I have a lot to say. Check out more of my stuff at my site sublimezoo.com
A.j. Parker

Season 9 of Supernatural starts on October 8, and I simply cannot wait. In an effort to be awesomely prepared for season 9, there are things that must be done. First, you have to be up-to-date on ALL of the previous episodes. That's right seasons 1-8.

But I realized that it didn't stop there. After watching all eight seasons (I did and my eyes are still burning), there is so much more that I actually learned from Supernatural than I thought.

1. Be Prepared To Die

Seriously, be prepared at any point in time to die. Whether it is sacrificing yourself for the greater good (i.e. The Winchester brothers) or dying just because Sam happened to like you as a person, you are bound to die. So, when it happens, don’t act all surprised and shocked like you didn’t see it coming. You were warned. The only real thing you can do is pray that you are around for more than one episode and maybe…just maybe…you will be brought back as something cool (or possessed, take your pick).

If this is the life you are going to choose, at least be semi-good at it. Don’t be the hunter that dies in the episode they are introduced in. If you suck at life and you know you suck at life, memorize some pretty aggressive Latin stuffs (to all of those people that were laughed at, because Latin is a dead language and was potentially useless, you now get to laugh in everybody else’s face when they are possessed and you get to down ‘em. Payback is a mother.) If you can’t fight, be the knowledge guy. If you are the brawler than be that…and go find someone that knows more than you or you are going to die early…on your first hunt ever (you don’t even get to make it into an episode, you only get a flashback).

2. Step your Hunter Game Up

If this is the life you are going to choose, at least be semi-good at it. Don’t be the hunter that dies in the episode they are introduced in. If you suck at life and you know you suck at life, memorize some pretty aggressive Latin stuffs (to all of those people that were laughed at, because Latin is a dead language and was potentially useless, you now get to laugh in everybody else’s face when they are possessed and you get to down ‘em. Payback is a mother.) If you can’t fight, be the knowledge guy. If you are the brawler than be that…and go find someone that knows more than you or you are going to die early…on your first hunt ever (you don’t even get to make it into an episode, you only get a flashback).

3. Learn To Shoot Everything

Shoot everything that moves…even if you suck and can’t shoot a gun to save your life. I don’t care if it’s your mom entering your room with cookies, shoot her dead in the face. Why? The moment you let your guard down to accept the cookies, BAM, you’re dead. Demon got you. Game over. You’ll need to arm yourself with something; anything will do really. Pick anything with a shooting mechanism, as it is the easiest to learn: a gun, a crossbow, a phaser, a tranquilizer gun, blow dart, or even a Nerf gun. As long you don’t pick a water gun (as it will only piss off the demons more).

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