ByJessica Gappa, writer at
Jessica Gappa

“Top 6 Horror Families to Dine with this Thanksgiving”

This is horrorfan79 with a list for your holiday. Ever want to join an fictional family for the holidays? If you have a family like mine you do. The family that slays together stays together. Here are the top families in horror I thought of (if I could survive it):

In no particular order:

The Texans

From the movie “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”. Care to spend the holiday in a fully furnished taxidermy home? This green home leaves no body part to waste.

The Planets

From the movie “The Hills Have Eyes”. If you find yourself lost in a military nuclear testing site you may find yourself invited to join a meal at a vintage 50's post-nuclear testing home with the mature residents. In-breading preferred but not required.

The Granthams

From the movie “Creepshow”. Yeah, sure they aren't celebrating the same holiday but the feast is to die for. And I hear they finally got the cake!

The Smiths

From the movie “Motel Hell”. “It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters.” It's guaranteed the meat is local and fresh.

The Gothics

From the movie “American Gothic”. If religious fanaticism is your forte, this is the place to be. Sinners beware.

The Rejects

From the movies “House of 1000 Corpses” and “The Devil's Rejects”. Live entertainment, fried chicken, oddities, souvenirs, and so much more. This feast is sure to be an educational experience.

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