ByEvan Lee, writer at Creators.co
"A day without laughter is a day wasted." -Charlie Chaplin .
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By: Alexandre Tuis

Harvey Keitel as Wolverine: "You better start talkin asshole! Cause we got shit we need to talk about. We're already freaked out, we need you actin freaky like we need a f*ckin bag on our hip".

Bruce Lee as Spider-Man: “You must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Colossus: "You're one ugly motherf**ker..."

Rutger Hauer as Thor: “I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”

Alan Ritchson as Captain America: "One of you assholes stuck his finger in my asshole?"

Naomie Harris as Storm: "I was brought up in Britain, and I'm very proud of my Britishness and my culture."

Christopher Walken as Professor X: "Oh, you’re talking to me all wrong! It’s the wrong tone. You do it again, I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.”

Bill Bixby as Hulk: "HULK SMASH!"

Guy Williams as Iron Man: "Z for Zorro!"


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