So you want to be a Supervillain aye?! Lets get started!
Are you tired of being the good guy? Are you tired of trying to save citizens? Are you tired of paying child support for your baby mama?
Well I can't help you with the last sentence but GOOD NEWS! I can help you with the others by turning you into a SUPERVILLAIN, muhahaha!
Before you start Morty you need to learn the Pros & Cons about becoming a Supervillain, here we go!
Better Names Than The Heroes: That's right! You get a better name than the Superheroes! Examples: Magneto, Sabertooth, Darkseid, Carnage, Joker, Black Manta, Two-Face, I don't know about you but those names rule.
Dang You Look Good: Always looking extra nice in your smexy (my word) costume! Superheroes have nice costumes too but something about villains that just make them look cooler. Plus the women look really good as Supervillains, majority of them (both male and female) have menacing looking costumes even their presence is intense!
A Freaking Awesome Lair: Every villain gets their own secret lair, muhahaha! It's the coolest thing ever!
Evil Laughter: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHEHEHEheHAhaHA!
Evil (EPIC) Villain Theme Song:
Not That Many Annoying Fanboys:
Sexy Lady Friends:
Con: There are no Con(s) only one Con which is -
ALWAYS GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED BY THE HERO:
Overall the life of a Supervillain isn't all that bad besides taking a few punches and black-eyes from the hero but HEY! At least you have a badass secret lair and freakin' sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their heads!
I hope this list helped you and if not I don't care because i'm busy getting my freak on -
CHECK OUT MY OTHER ARTICLE - THE PROS & CONS FOR BECOMING A SUPERHERO!