ByRowan Odom, writer at
Rowan Odom

Of course he is! He's Liam Neeson!

I have been noticing that a trend is growing that Liam Neeson can destroy Chuck Norris. I have seen these jokes before but now its starting to grow. I have been hearing things like "Chuck Norris checks under his bed before he goes to sleep for Liam Neeson" and a fake Liam Neeson Twitter account once tweeted out "I got a puppy and called it Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is a little bitch." I mean Liam Neeson trained Batman (Then Batman trained him), Obi-Wan, Darth Vader! He is Zeus and Aslan! And he punched wolves! Why would you ever ever ever kidnap his family? Then I started noticing that people are now preferring Liam Neeson over Chuck Norris, and personally I would love to see a fight between them, or a team up.

So there you go Hollywood, I just gave you an idea for a movie that would be the highest grossing movie ever made that only lasts 15 seconds (I would tell you who wins but I don't wanna spoil the surprise). Also, throw Batman in there and you've got the best movie ever made.


Who Would Win Between Chuck Norris, Liam Neeson, and Batman?


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