How did I miss this travesty? While I was otherwise distracted, it appears that Daniel Radcliffe has cultivated an absolute monstrosity on his cranium.
The normally clean cut actor had a lot to say about his luscious new barnet, and not much of it was glowing with positivity. Once backstage Radcliffe let slip that;
I don't mind how it looks but I mind dealing with it. I don't know why any man would have it voluntarily. The amount of work it takes, having to dry it - doing anything to it is a f****ing nightmare. I do have a whole new sympathy for women. I wouldn't be growing my hair this long in my own time
Whereas I am worried the 24-year-old star must have cataracts to think that this overgrown pelt looks okay, he is still speaking some sense.
Radcliffe's poodle eared bouffant is proving excellent at throwing eager fans off his scent and he is thrilled with the result. He told press that;
I actually don't mind it because there's something really fun about looking totally different and seeing yourself that way. But it's not a permanent change
I can't help but think that the make-up artists at Frankenstein are playing a cruel joke with this unbe-weavable hair horror. I understand that Igor is not exactly a savvy fashionista, but surely they could make Radcliffe's day to day hair less ropey?
That mop looks like the bastard child of a brillo pad and a cocker spaniel and I think that poor Radcliffe could do with some more advice on how to tame it from his stylists.
Everyone knows a girl with angelic curls who spent years being bullied about their pubic skull frizz before they learnt the tricks of the trade. Maybe one of them could kindly step forward to give Radcliffe a nudge in the right direction? He clearly needs guidance to blossom into the beautiful bob bearer I know he can be!
Feel free to dispense your valuable hair wisdom below!
(Source: The Telegraph)