So I officially have a reason to NEVER live in Staten Island and it's not just because I'm from Manhattan. I'll be sticking EAST of the bay not for self-righteous navel-gazing, but because I don't want to be haunted by an extremely creepy CLOWN.
Two weeks ago, Staten Islander Michael Levy was driving home from Buffalo Wings when he saw THIS:
Since then, quite a few people have spotted the same clown straight up lurking around Staten Island, effectively sending New York City into a state of terror:
Five days ago, Robert Privitera was driving home from the gym and spotted him in a tunnel:
He snapped a pic and passed it on to Staten Island Advance with the following anecdote:
“Bro, I did a double take. My heart stopped."
And three days later, Vincent Innocente was heading home from Tottenville only to find...
"I have told them and everyone else the same I have told you guys... It's a small island and Fuzz on the Lens is a well known production company here so I'm sure its not hard to link us in one way or another." (Staten Island Advance)
...which basically confirms it's just a guy in a clown suit with a creepy sense of humor.