ByJancy Richardson, writer at Creators.co
To avoid fainting, keep repeating 'It's only a movie...It's only a movie...'
Jancy Richardson

Spare a thought for Godzilla: he may have stomped your city into dust, but it must be a nightmare shopping for Godzilla-sized utensils.

If you had to order special-sized gadgets off the internet, you'd be pissed, too. Check out 10 monster-sized everyday objects fit for the king of monsters.

1. Ginormo-Duckie

The biggest rubber duckie in the world.
The biggest rubber duckie in the world.

If your idea of bathtime requires a substantial body of water, you're gonna need a colossal rubber duckie to splash around with.

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2. Gargantuan Coin Purse

Just how much cash could you fit in this?
Just how much cash could you fit in this?

If you can't find giant Jeans, you don't have proper pockets to keep your coin purse in. Just look at the craftsmanship on this classic vintage design!

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3. Mega-McMuffin

Just one McMuffin, please. I'm watching my weight.
Just one McMuffin, please. I'm watching my weight.

Monsters get grumpy if they haven't had a proper, nutritious breakfast. If Godzilla had eaten some tasty bacon & eggs, NYC would still be standing.

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4. Enormo-Knife

Can you lift that, puny human?
Can you lift that, puny human?

The King of the Monsters hardly needs weapons, but it's a nice thought to imagine Godzilla chillin' at home, methodically making California rolls.

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5. Super 3-D Glasses

Disclaimer: not suitable for homo sapiens.
Disclaimer: not suitable for homo sapiens.

Great! Now Godzilla can put on 3-D glasses to watch himself in 3-D, while others watch him with 3-D glasses on...eh, too meta.

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6. Immense Floppy Disk

How many terabytes could you fit on this monster?
How many terabytes could you fit on this monster?

Perhaps this is one more suited to one of the 80's incarnations of Godzilla...it does raise the question, though; what would Godzilla use a computer for?

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7. Colosso-Crane

The giant crane: a breathtaking symbol of peace.
The giant crane: a breathtaking symbol of peace.

This beautiful giant crane was built for Coachella festival, to promote peace. Even Godzilla would have to be a little calmed by this gorgeous gesture.

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8. Brobdingnagian Basket

Don't put all your eggs in one basket...
Don't put all your eggs in one basket...

Now Godzilla has a cute basket to take on picnics with his friends...King Kong, a couple of Kaijus and the 50-Foot Woman, perhaps.

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9. Stupendo-Rabbit

That is one giant wabbit.
That is one giant wabbit.

Maybe Godzilla was just rampaging around trying to find his beloved toy rabbit? Oh man, that's kind of heartbreaking, actually.

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10. The Godzilla Chainsaw Massacre

Don't even think about the consequences....
Don't even think about the consequences....

Provided Godzilla could get his surprisingly delicate claws into the mechanism, all our B-Movie fantasies could come true: Chainsawzilla!

To see more giant Godzilla-sized stuff, visit Hongkiat.

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