Okay, every single Godzilla movie is awesome in some way but let's face it - the older movies are just too...cute to be scary now.
Check out some of the cutest, most LOL-worthy moments from Godzillas of old.
1. Feeding Time for Son of Godzilla
Like basketball, only way more fun/dangerous.
2. Li'l Minilla 'Zilla
Thriller in Minilla: a boy's best friend.
3. Mothra's Pokemon-esque Wing Attack
Way before The Silence of the Lambs made moths scary, there was Mothra.
4. Gabara's funky hair
Redheads are known for being feisty, after all.
5. Godzilla's Showa Rival, Gamera, Doing Gymnastics
If you stare too long, your eyes might fall out.
6. Godzilla Facepalm
No Godzilla facepalm? *facepalm*
7. Godzilla's Happy Dance
Or, the Universal Bacon Sandwich Dance.
8. Tail Slide!
9. Vibrantly Glowing Rear Spines
The color of Godzilla's atomic breath in the 2014 movie was a topic of hot debate (pun intended!).
10. Dive-Bombing Godzilla
Not allowed in new movies, or your local pool.