Were you just paralyzed by an icy chill shuddering through your organs? That, my friend, was the cold touch of Naomi Campbell's stiletto nail on Michael Fassbender's noble face travelling through the fabric of space and time.
Rumor has it that Fassbender and Campbell are getting down and dirty, and remarkably the actor doesn't have the imprint of a blackberry embossed into his face after spending time with the tempestuous model. A staggeringly British 'showbiz insider' spilled that Fassbender and Campbell were spotted together in Coya restaurant in Mayfair last week. According to the source;
The pair were in a cordoned-off area within the members area of the restaurant which gave them plenty of privacy but the pair didn’t mind being seen together and were being openly affectionate towards one another. At one point they ever started snogging
Snogging? In public? The scandal of it all! Those randy little buggers...
Fassbender has always struck me as a well-rounded sort of guy, so why he would get romantically involved with an ice sculpture swathed in Givenchy is beyond me.
Anyone with a stack of assault charges taller than her supermodel frame is probably bad news. Fiery London born Campbell has been accused of lobbing her Blackberry at, or just all out beating down, no less than 23 maids, assistants, police officers, air hostesses and friends. At least she doesn't discriminate. Oh, and she also accepted 'blood diamonds' from brutal war criminal and former Liberian president, Charles Taylor. I guess she must be a dazzling conversationalist. Looking like a immaculately sculpted Amazonian Goddess can't hurt either!
Who knows if these rumors are true, but if so I am going to have to do some major reevaluating of both of these celebs. Either Fassbender is more like his whip wielding character in [12 Years A Slave](movie:222641) than we ever imagined, or Campbell really is the emotionally damaged delicate blossom that she weeped to Oprah about being in 2010.
Do you guys think that Fassbender and Campbell could really be at it? They don't seem to have much in common, but i guess beautiful people just can't get enough of shagging each other. Share your thoughts, disgust or, erotic fan fiction below!