This next installment centers around some of Hollywood's most famous superhuman serial killers (and maybe some that aren't so famous). Let's start off with some good old Stephen King and end on a rather mysterious note, shall we?
10. Pennywise the Clown - IT (1990)
Pennywise scared the crap out of me when I first watched this as a teenager. By then it had been out for a bit (insert irrelevant comment about my age here), but that didn't stop me from being simultaneously terrified and entertained. Clowns have always scared me (and everyone else) anyway. I mean, let's face it, if you're not afraid of clowns, then you have issues. Just look at what Bobcat Goldthwait did to Spongebob (aka Tom Kenny)!
Aside from their horrifying painted visages, clowns are just waiting to murder someone. But Pennywise made it his job to put down all the children that messed with him when they were young. And since he's a demon, he can go on killing for as long as he likes. Thus making him...or her...or IT #10 on this list.
9. Count Graf Orlok - Nosferatu (1922)
Of course there had to be a vampire (or vampyre) on the list. Count Orlok is moving and it might be to your side of town. And hide yo' wife, because he's hungry. Directed by F.W. Murnau, this film is wonderfully visual. And Orlok is creepy as hell. Even more so when Willem Defoe dons the outfit in the 2000 flick Shadow of the Vampire.
Count Orlock makes #9 on the list because who wants to have either a) the blood painfully drained from their body; or b) be one of his slaves forever?
8. Count Dracula - Dracula (1931)
Yes, there's another vampire on the list. But I couldn't go through it without giving an honorable mention to Bela Lugosi and his portrayal of Count Dracula. Another instance where being a woman basically means you're about to get drained. That sounded so very wrong... Bela is number 8 on the list because his charms and decent looks make him all the more dangerous than Orlok.
7. Pinhead - Hellraiser (1987)
Clive Barker has a knack for creating worlds beyond regular imagination. Hellraiser was a brilliant film and Pinhead is one of my favorite villains. Although he only kills anyone who opens the box (traditionally), I still count him as a brutal serial killer. Especially with all that style. Chains and leather. Oh, yes! And because people are still stopping Clive Barker on the street and asking to bear Pinhead's children to this day, he makes the list at #7.
6. The Devil - The Exorcist (1973), The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005), Exorcismus (2010), Idle Hands (1999), etc.
The devil, Satan, Lucifer, Deceiver. He is the best mass murderer. Probably because too much fun is had while the sufferer is wasting away. Obviously this is a supernatural occurrence and, in my opinion, does not happen in reality. But we're talking about Hollywood here! In every movie the Devil has graced with his presence, somebody dies. Usually multiple people. This plus the fact that victims tend to be chosen at random make the Devil #6 on this list.
5. Jason Voorhees - Friday the 13th Part III (1982)
Technically, Jason wasn't considered superhuman until the third movie when he'd already been defeated once and donned his iconic hockey mask. Thus begins the legend of masked murderers. I'm not a huge fan of slasher films, but I love this series. Mainly because Jason likes killing teenagers that, let's face it, kind of deserve to die. And it's his thirst for lusty blood that puts him at #5.
4. Michael Myers - Halloween (1978)
Aside from never being able to see his face, the terrifying aspect about this dude is that he keeps coming back. No matter what you do. You can push him out a window, light him on fire, run him over, and even decapitate him, but he will not leave you alone. Moral of the story? Don't be Jamie Lee Curtis. Despite his relentless hunting of all things fleshy, he's just as warm and squishy inside as we are. Hell, he even has a fan club. Not joking. We all love him. And that's why he's #4.
3. Chucky - Child's Play (1988)
Poor Brad Dourif. When you're born that creepy, bad things are always going to happen to you. But I have to say getting stuck forever in the body of a ginger doll is the worst. No wonder he lashes out and kills people. Sure, he was a murderer before, but this just made him mad. The fact that this film has spawned six others, I'd say he deserves spot #3 here. Wouldn't you?
2. Freddy Kruger - A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
Robert Englund is one of my favorite horror movie actors. Maybe it's because in interviews he seems like such a happy guy. Freddy's wise-cracks always get me, too. He must be the only superhuman serial killer that takes this much joy in his work. The only way they could make it better is if he sang while he worked.
...On second thought...let's not and say we did. The creepiest part about Freddy is that he murders you in your sleep. And as we've seen, you can't escape. He'll get you. A human can't go without sleep their whole lives. And if it weren't for his ability to turn nightmares deadly, he wouldn't be #2.
1. Jess - Triangle (2009)
"Now wait a minute," you're saying, "how can she be a serial killer if she's the one being stalked?" Well, folks, this is where it gets weird. Very very weird.
Just what the hell is going on here? Triangle was one of those films where the viewer is left asking this question the entire way through. Jess is just out for a fishing trip with friends when their boat gets capsized. They stumble upon what looks like an abandoned cruise liner, and hop aboard. Why does no one ever realize they're in a horror movie? Anyway, turns out the ship isn't actually empty (surprise) and there's a killer on board (surprise, surprise!). What's really weird, though, is that every time Jess is killed, she awakens on the beach and the whole ordeal starts all over again. Until she figures out that she's the masked murdered. Or...she's trying to save her friends. Or...she's schizophrenic. I'm still not sure. But that's the reason this chick gets #1.
Who are your favorites?
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