ByVinyl Media, writer at Creators.co
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A list of the TOP filmmakers alive. No particular order, but I'll indicate my personal favorites when they show up.

Steven Spielberg

Black & White. Just line in Schindler's List!
Black & White. Just line in Schindler's List!

OK- so maybe he's past his prime. But the title did say, best alive. Plus I honestly believe that Schindler's List is the best movie ever made, better than Citizen Kane, better than Star Wars, better than every movie EVER MADE. War Horse was still a pretty good film too!

The Coen Brothers

They're from Minnesota!
They're from Minnesota!

Inside Llewyn Davis wasn't their best. But it had its moments, honest! It's a watchable movie. But that said, I don't think I need to list their movies, but I will anyway: No Country For Old Men, Fargo, The Big Lebowski

But wait there's more!

O' Brother Where Art Thou?, Burn After Reading, True Grit

Let's see... where was I? Oh yeah best filmmakers...

Darren Aronofsky

Oh boy, I hope I didn't lose anyone here.
Oh boy, I hope I didn't lose anyone here.

Easily the most controversial choice here. But I can't help it. His movies are so good! (I haven't seen Noah yet, though).

I told you I'd point out my favorites... and here's my top three/four favorites (I also told you this list would have no order, but in my opinion, he's in my top three/four).

I've long considered to write up an essay detailing why I think The Fountain is a masterpiece, but I really don't have the patience. One day my beloved followers, one day.

Besides The Fountain, he gave us nightmares with Requiem For A Dream, Pi, The Wrestler, and Black Swan.

Next up!

David Fincher

Don't piss him off.
Don't piss him off.

This guy is great. Never has a persona said, "F*ck you, I'm doing it my way. Don't ask me about Alien3 or I'll punch you in the face." He's kind of like Quentin Tarantino but without the ego and more anger issues.

But I digress. However, I don't think I need to point out the oh so lovable line, "what's in the box?!" Gives me chills every time.

Fincher's best include The Social Network, Se7en (derrrrrr), Fight Club, Panic Room, The Game, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and I CAN'T WAIT for Gone Girl.

Yeah I gotta pizza delivery for... I.C. Wiener?

Damn those kids.
Damn those kids.

Enough games!

Paul Thomas Anderson

Sitting here. Like a boss.
Sitting here. Like a boss.

PTA is another one of those filmmakers with a track record to be admired at. From Boogie Nights to The Master, and I CANT WAIT for Inherent Vice, I got no clue what it's about, but it's a PTA film so you know its going to be awesome. My personal favorite is There Will Be Blood. I don't think anyone else could get away with no talking in the first twelve minutes of a film. I'm not exactly a lover of the Oscars, but this guy's been nominated FIVE times and hasn't won a single Oscar. You'd think the Academy would love this guy, right? Am I going insane??

Wes Anderson

What's up with "Andersons?"
What's up with "Andersons?"

This is the guy who you'll be able to watch one of his movies and KNOW exactly that it's a Wes Anderson film. Quirky, witty, and absolutely fun to watch, nothing beats his style. Some people think it was a "Wes Anderson overload" in The Grand Budapest Hotel, but I do not concur! That movie was awesome! Moonrise Kingdom, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou. Where the hell does he get these titles from? (Don't actually answer that in the comments please.)

Martin Scrosese

Need I say more?
Need I say more?

IF I HAVE TO GIVE A LIST OF THE MOVIES HE'S MADE TO MY AUDIENCE, I'M QUITTING THIS BUSINESS*

*I'm not actually a part any business to be honest.

I know I was somewhat complaining about PTA not getting an Oscar, but Scorsese has been nominated TWELVE times and only won one. But we know by know he'll never get the credit he truly deserves from the Academy.

Oh well. Just as long as he keeps making kick a** films I'm not complaining.

Christopher Nolan

Damn right he's one of the best.
Damn right he's one of the best.

Here's my other favorite. "The next Kubrick."* You heard it here first, folks! I'm calling it.

*Can I trademark this?

He'll never get an Oscar.

Honestly though, every time I read someone ELSE talk up Nolan all I can picture is that one South Park episode where Randy is praising the SH*T out of Obama and says, "He's so awesome! He's so perfect and awesome!"

Just insert Nolan on the TV and T Shirt
Just insert Nolan on the TV and T Shirt

Last but definitely not least. The one. The only.

Quentin Tarantino

I heard he actually thought it was loaded.
I heard he actually thought it was loaded.

Let's be honest, this is the one filmmaker I don't need to say sh*t about him to a general audience. Everyone knows his persona. And only Quentin Tarantino loves Quentin Tarantino more than you love Quentin Tarantino.

My question is, besides Nolan, why haven't any of these guys made comic book movies???? Why do they think they're above that sort of film? You'd think these guys would at least appreciate (may not love) The Dark Knight, right? Maybe even Watchmen because of its political and idealogical message (something you don't find in a typical superhero movie)? That's going out on a limb, though, I understand....

PS I know Aronofsky ALMOST did. And Kill Bill is kinda like a comic book movie. Shiiiiiiiiiiiit you could even say Travis Bickel (Taxi Driver) is like a real life hero, but he wasn't no superhero, kids. But I'm talking real comic book adaptions or at least just use the characters and make up their own story, I'm not the one that's gunna make 'em, they are.

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