I don’t know why they call this movie Tequila Mockingbird. There are no mockingbirds in it and I didn’t see any tequila. Of course, in The Lone Ranger, Tonto’s (Johnny Depp’s) horse is called “Scout,” and there’s a “Scout” in this movie too, but she’s not a horse, she not even a pony, she’s just a kid.
Ever since the Catholic Church’s Legion of Decency got imprisoned for pedophilia, Hollywood has been running wild. Ben Affleck was re-making the Coen brothers’ movie Fargo when they told him that Hollywood already had too many F-words. So he dropped the F, called it “Argo,” and won an Academy Award.
How is that fair?