This video shows us all what we've been waiting for: What a Wes Anderson-helmed porno would look like. Melancholic and whimsical, brimming with bicycles and 70s facial hair.
We are pleased to present Wes Anderson's latest titillating artistic endeavor, The Grand Sausage Pizza. I just wonder what their bushes look like...
A twee erection has got to be the last thing anyone would want, right?
Color me impressed, though. This video might be 100% accurate. I had my doubts but they seemed to have pulled through. What do you think? Would you like to see a real Wes Anderson porno? Hit me up in the comment section below!
Wes Anderson's The Grand Budapest Hotel is now in theaters.