ByJancy Richardson, writer at Creators.co
To avoid fainting, keep repeating 'It's only a movie...It's only a movie...'
Jancy Richardson

Hardcore horror fans are often misunderstood. Just because we worship guts, gore and everything horrible doesn't mean we're not capable of love..We LOVE horror movies.

Use this handy guide to check just how much the movies have warped your fragile little mind...

1. You kind of consider Mirrors a comedy


  Mirrors: 20th Century Fox
Mirrors: 20th Century Fox

...but what's even funnier, is making other people watch it.

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2. You made it through Martyrs without having to pause it...


  Martyrs: Canal
Martyrs: Canal

While your BF/GF was outside vomiting and questioning their faith in humanity, you were all, like, 'this movie is AWESOME.'

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3. You watch scenes of zombie invasions...

...and thought, 'Ooh, that looks FUN!'

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4. Erin from You're Next is your Dream Girl


  You're Next: Lionsgate
You're Next: Lionsgate

When your dream girl stabs a killer, she stabs 'em right in the damn eye.

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5...but Marie from High Tension is your Nightmare Girl


  Haute Tension: Lionsgate
Haute Tension: Lionsgate

...and you always prefer the Nightmare Girl.

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6. You love torturing your friends with this video

It's not your fault they're such cry babies.

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7. You watched every single Nightmare on Elm Street movie...on your own


  Batman: The Animated Series: Fox
Batman: The Animated Series: Fox

With the lights off, natch, cuz you're a badass.

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8. The scissors scene from Inside was not the worst you've seen...


  
  À l'intérieur: La Fabrique de Films
À l'intérieur: La Fabrique de Films

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9. The worst was that bit in Antichrist...


  Antichrist: IFC/Artificial Eye
Antichrist: IFC/Artificial Eye

...and you didn't look away.

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10. You always kind of want the bad guy to win.


  Saw: Lionsgate
Saw: Lionsgate

I mean...he just wants to PLAY.

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11.You actually *chuckled* at 'head on a stick.'

THIS is a knife.

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12. This is how your friends react to your Movie Night suggestion.


  I Still Know What You Did Last Summer: Columbia
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer: Columbia

And you wouldn't have it any other way.

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Share with someone as disturbed-and-loving-it as you are...


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