ByJames M. Tate, writer at Creators.co
Top Shark Cinema Writer at CultFilmFreaks.com and Now a Movie Pilot Remora...
James M. Tate

There's a rumor going around that the new Star Wars: Episode VII will be titled The Order of the Jedi, which sounds more like if a Jedi/Guru Anthony Robbins type, within the Star Wars universe, wrote a self-help book for non-Jedis... Or something all but stolen from Harry Potter...

If you're displeased with this title, here are some alternates. And none of these will have anything to do with lens flare...

1) AN EVEN NEWER HOPE

2) STAR WARS INTO DARKNESS

3) COCOON III

4) LANDSPEEDER SUMMER

5) THERE NEVER WAS A NABOO

6) SUPER VII

7) BORING CONVERSATION ANYWAY

8) THE OR OF THE WOOKIE

9) SCUM AND VILLAINY

10) ALL...MOST...THERE!

Now, your titles please....

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