Storybrooke, which is a show based on ABC's idea of what a melodramatic magical baby between Disney's Snow White and Grey's Anatomy would look like, aired it's 2 hr season finale episode last night. Most of you probably won't know this because it was at 8 pm AKA getting ready for Game of Thrones hour and 9 pm AKA Game of FUCKING Thrones hour over at HBO. (Check out my reviews for that BRILLIANT show here).
Alas for those of you who did sit through Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 22 know that the best thing to happen to show came in the form of surprise Voldemort-style urn in the last 2 mins of the episode. Allow me to elaborate...
The rest of the episode was very typical of the show. Basically , the lead character wants to leave the bum-fucked town and head back to NYC to reunite with the Glee cast or something idk... Meanwhile the people of Gotham AKA Storybrooke are not having it so they throw a hissy fit and just as she leaves there opens up a magical portal that everyone (except sneaky Rumpelstiltskin) believed to be closed. Disaster ensues and only one person can save the day. 3 guesses who? Yup! Dr. Cameron from House AKA Emma (the lead) is the savior!
PS: They lay it on REAL thick with the Jesus complex in this show... just a heads up. Anyway, Zoe and Ted go on to save the day and kiss after a series of twists and pit falls and that kids, is HIMYM ha ha ha JK but seriously, Emma and her pirate not from the Caribbean BF fix her parents' past but they bring back with them the one thing that would fuck up the evil bitch in charge; Regina George's good girl moment which allows her put back on her resting bitch face and deliver the most cliche line in the history of TV! "I hope you didn't bring back something else with you..." dun dun dun!!!!
And then BOOM! Elsa is here! But not sweet innocent and afraid of her own shadow Elsa....
Noooooo.. the badass, sexy and Imma-fucking-freeze-your-ass Elsa came into frame complete with freshly braided blonde hair and Sub-zero superpowers to boot!
Miss. Thang was snatched with a liquid flowing dress, her signature MJ glove and did anyone else notice that she morphed like that one bad guy in the terminator? No? Just me then? oh well..! It was perfect! I am looking forward to seeing more of this character and her story line. If you can't tell by now, I am one of the 7 billion people on this planet who was simply enchanted by the movie Frozen and I hope ABC doesn't fuck up a beloved character! I wonder who else will be featuring the next season... Maybe Angie can make an appearance as Maleficient? Don't hold your breath. Lightning don't strike twice.
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