ByColm S. Herron, writer at
Colm S. Herron

In a recent segment on Conan a few alternate titles were revealed for the upcoming [Star Wars: Episode VII](movie:711158).

Check out the clip below:

Naturally these are not the official titles though I have heard a few stinkers in the past, mainly due to a bad translation

My top five have to be:

Die Hard = Die Slowly (GERMANY)

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind = If You Leave Me, I Delete You (ITALY)

The Dark Knight = Night Of The Knight (SPAIN)

Army Of Darkness = Captain Supermarket (JAPAN)

Die Hard With A Vengeance = Die Slowly, Now More Than Ever (GERMANY)

For more genuinely funny titles check out Mark Newtons article here:

What are your favorite alternate titles, either could've beens or lost in translations?


What Was the Best Conan Title?

Source: ComicBook


Image: LatinoReview


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