The artist formerly known as Hannah Montana performed a surprise gig at a London club recently, where she toyed on stage with a giant inflatable penis and trash-talked her ex, Liam Hemsworth...
Because, of course she did.
The Wrecking Ball singer, who is the UK as part of her Bangerz World Tour, debuted a silver-sequined bodysuit and was surrounded by twerking dancers on stage, along with a blow-up wang. Scour this image onto your eyeballs:
Miley went on to deliver a totally sober rant about ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth. "The best kind of revenge is to write a number one song about it," said the singer who - hilariously - doesn't actually have a writing credit on Wrecking Ball.
Still, she continued:
...And every time you get in your car, you're going to hear my fucking song on the fucking radio, you piece of shit. That's right. And then I'm gonna take all my clothes off, I'm gonna sit on a big, giant dick—sometimes two—I'm gonna swing around, and then I'm gonna hold the record for the most-watched music video on Vevo. So then—you know, you can tell a lot about a person—I think you can tell how big their cock is by how much confidence they have usually, and if I was a dude I'd probably have a really big cock, 'cause I feel really good about myself now. So I'm gonna tell those motherfuckers that broke my heart, particularly one, to suck my fat cock and to enjoy hearing this song for the rest of your life. This song is called Wrecking Ball.
She also said a bunch of stuff about sex and roofies and rape. So, you know, she must be cool:
You know, it's the truth. Everyone's gay. All it takes is one cocktail. And if that doesn't work, sprinkle something in their drink. That's what I always do.
Really, Miley? Reeeaallly? Er…no. Never do that.
I guess she must be fully recovered from the 'severe allergic reaction to antibiotics' that caused her to cancel the rest of her Bangerz Tour. But hey, Mileys just wanna have fun, right?
What do you think of Miley's behavior this time around? Are you loving her uncontrollable antics? Or should the girl just QUIT BEING A DOUCHE? Let me know what you think in the comment section below!
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