Most people run screaming from a horrifying dystopia. Not you, though. You're just longing for an excuse to pack in all of this and get huntin'...
You find modern life too loud
People. Noisy people. Playing music out loud on the bus!
Your level of impatience for bureaucracy is getting out of hand
There'll be no forms to fill in when you're living off the grid, man!
You often think that zombies would be easier to deal with than your co-workers.
No more small talk.
You regard smiling people as 'suspicious'
Well, really, what are they so happy about?
You think a desperate dystopia would be quite...romantic?
You'd just feel so ALIVE!
You have badass fightin' skills and nowhere to use them
Well, nowhere to use them without getting arrested, anyhow.
The trappings of modern life are crushing your wild soul
The system is oppressive to your rugged individuality, I get that.
You read The Maze Runner and thought 'that sounds fun'
You did a Corn Maze once. You got skillz.
Other people are just mouths trying to eat YOUR FOOD
Only the strong survive the dystopia. All the food is yours.
You pretty much hate people and wish they'd die
Yay for misanthropy! Roll on the dystopian future!
Embrace your miserable people-hating self! When the dystopia unfolds, you'll be the one laughing...I mean...if you were capable of laughing...