They said [True Detective](series:755331) is the dopest stuff you'll ever see. They said it was the best thing to ever happen to television since Breaking Bad. They said forget about Matthew in Dallas Buyers Club, that you haven't seen anything until you see him as Rust Cohle. Well, with all the free advertisement my friends were throwing at my face, I had to find out what the actual fuck was happening with this series. They said the opening credits are crazy, they said the song was even crazier.
Well I must say I started watching it with the kind of face you make when there's beets for lunch. The song, average, Matthew, average, Woody, terrific guy as usual, but all and all, average. They said you're gonna start getting in love with it. Well, I watched the second episode. Then the third. I don't know if I was falling in love, but I definitely couldn't stop. I found myself waking up just to play the damn song from the opening sequence, and suddenly, it didn't seem like beets anymore, but rather like hamburgers. Plural. 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8 in a single sitting. They said from the third episode on, shit hits the fan. It wasn't other people telling me this anymore, it was me telling this to other people. I don't know if I devoured the series, or if it swallow me whole and I ended up becoming the same cliché I started talking about here. They said you're gonna want to start watching it all over as soon as you're finished. They said Rust Cohle is the new Walter White. Woah... maybe not , but maybe it's time you stopped reading so much stupid stuff on the internet and go find out.