ByJim DeFilippi, writer at
Jim is primarily a novelist whose fifteen books have been praised by major publications for the past twenty years. His latest novel,JESUS B
Jim DeFilippi

Well, finally a new Andrew Dice Clay movie has arrived. My only question is: What took so long? It’s been too long a time since “Ford Fairlane” and “Dice Rules.”

Clay comes back with a vengeance in this one, hiring on a celluloid protégé named Woody Allen to write and direct (as if Dice didn’t really do both). He shares the screen with Cate Blanchett and Alec Baldwin, and my guess is that someday these two kids will ride the Diceman’s coat-tales all the way to Hollywood stardom.

My only question is…oh, no, wait, this is my second question…What happened to the leather jacket, Dice?


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