ByKarly Rayner, writer at
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Karly Rayner

Mila Kunis has been speaking out about her pregnancy to Marie Clare magazine, and now I want to get my tubes surgically tied. Cheers, girl!

When asked about her plans for the delivery of the baby, Kunis' demands were simple: There would be no scented candles or the soothing strains of a string quarter involved - just a terrifying overuse of the word 'shredding'. Kunis explained to interviewers that;

Two people are allowed in my delivery room. My doctor and my significant other. And he is staying above the action. He’ll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see. But I wouldn’t if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded. Because it will be shredded

TWICE Mila, really?! The words 'shredded' and 'vagina' should never appear next to each other in a sentence and, if I was president, I would pass a law against it. I suppose it could have been worse, she could have used 'tattered' instead...

In brighter news, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher seem only too aware of the perils of raising a Hollywood hell spawn, and they don't want to create another spoilt, bratty kid that are so rife in famous circles. The actress explained that;

I just don’t want my kids to be assholes. I feel like so many kids nowadays are. Both of us just want to have well-behaved, honest, nice children who people meet and say, ‘That’s a good kid'

Amen to that, Mila.


Do you think it's possible to raise a nice normal kid in Hollywood?

(Source: Dlisted via Marie Clare)

(Images: Evening Standard and The Daily Mail)


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