Hello little humans, your favorite dragon's back! Who missed me?
Many of you charged me for explanations about why I have killed the little girl and about where I am. I will now clarify all this.
Let's start with the little girl: it was just an accident, a misunderstanding! I don't kill children, they are small. I can not feed myself with small things...
Everyone knows how much I love to hunt, right? Well, I'm a dragon...dragons hunt... I had called Rhaegal and Viserion to go with me, but they thought it better not to because humans were afraid of us. So I decided to go alone. I found a flock of goats, and god, I love goats! I chased them and spit fire, but suddenly appeared a little girl (I think she was playing with the animals, humans are weird) I ended up burning the child unintentionally, I never ate her!
Her father was around, I think was the owner of the goats. He started crying, so I ran (I had no time to eat the goats)
I thought about going home, but my mother wouldn't understand, she likesthe humans more than her children. I saw the guards running from one side to the other, I think they were behind me... So I flew to far far away...
You want to know where I am? I don't exactly know if I can trust humans, they are traitors... But I'll tell (I hope my mom doesn't read this). I'm exploring the territory, I'm seeing cool places! I'm being a real dragon, chasing what I want, when I want without having to worry about taking earful later. I don't know if I'll want to come home someday... Not yet, at least.
I'll say goodbye now, I saw a moose! Have you ever tasted moose meat? It's delicious!
Goodbye little humans, until next season! You know where to find me: www.twitter.com/Drogon_GoT