ByAlexander RP, writer at Creators.co
Alexander RP

You all know The Big Bang Theory. It's your absolute favorite sitcom to grace TV! With over 10 seasons and no sign of stopping yet, this hilarious behemoth of a show just keeps getting better — like a fine wine. Bazinga!

Just one of the things that makes this show a must-stop shop is the killer script, so let's check out 10 of the best quotes from The Big Bang Theory:

10. Bernadette Is a Monster!

'Big Bang Theory' [Credit: Warner Bros.]
'Big Bang Theory' [Credit: Warner Bros.]

Bernadette: "I did something that will either make me look like a lovable goof or a horrible monster damned to spend eternity in hell."

Amy: "I’m sure it's lovable."

Penny: "I’m going to go with monster. What have you got?"

Bernadette: "Well, there’s this lady in our office who’s retiring and they were passing around one of those big cards for us to sign."

Amy: "Okay."

Bernadette: "But nobody told me she was in a horrible car accident over the weekend. And what I was signing was not a retirement card but a get-well-soon card."

Penny: "I’m liking my odds here."

Bernadette: "On the card in the hospital next to the woman who was clinging to life are the words: Hey Vivian, You deserve this. And at least with you gone, no one will steal my yogurt out of the fridge."

Penny: "No!"

Bernadette: "Lol...smiley face."

Amy: "Oh my God!"

Bernadette: "P.S. Good luck wherever you wind up..."

9. You're A Mean One, Mr. Cooper

'Big Bang Theory' [Credit: Warner Bros.]
'Big Bang Theory' [Credit: Warner Bros.]

Penny: "You really didn’t like it, Sheldon?"

Sheldon: "No, on the contrary. I found the Grinch to be a relatable, engaging character. I was really with him right until the point where he succumbed to social convention and returned the presents and saved Christmas. What a buzzkill that was."

Leonard: "When we watch Frosty the Snowman, he roots for the sun."

Sheldon: "Excuse me, but the sun is essential for all life on Earth. Frosty is merely a bit of frozen supernatural ephemera in a stolen hat. A crime, by the way, for which he is never brought to account."

8. C-Men, Assemble!

'Big Bang Theory' [Credit: Warner Bros.]
'Big Bang Theory' [Credit: Warner Bros.]

Penny: "So what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-Men?"

Sheldon: "No, the X-Men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be, my C-Men."

7. They Call It Woloception

'Big Bang Theory' [Credit: Warner Bros.]
'Big Bang Theory' [Credit: Warner Bros.]

Howard: "Oh, look! That's the future Mrs. Wolowitz. No, wait! That's the future Mrs. Wolowitz. With her head in the lap of... what a coincidence... is the future Mrs. Wolowitz."

Leonard: "Yeah, and they can all move in with you and your mother. The current Mrs. Wolowitz."

6. Condescension? Check

'Big Bang Theory' [Credit: Warner Bros.]
'Big Bang Theory' [Credit: Warner Bros.]

Penny: "Can I ask you a question?"

Sheldon: "Given your community-college education, I encourage you to ask me as many as possible."

5. The Dirty Truth

'Big Bang Theory' [Credit: Warner Bros.]
'Big Bang Theory' [Credit: Warner Bros.]

Leonard: "We should go easy on him. Amy’s out with Stuart tonight."

Howard: "Wait a minute. Are you telling me that Sheldon’s patented blend of condescension and no sex isn’t enough to hold on to a woman?"

4. 1,000th Time Lucky, Howard?

'Big Bang Theory' [Credit: Warner Bros.]
'Big Bang Theory' [Credit: Warner Bros.]

Howard: "Penny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today."

Penny: "Not with a thousand condoms, Howard."

Howard: "So there is a number."

3. Children, Adults? They're All Brainless To Sheldon

'Big Bang Theory' [Credit: Warner Bros.]
'Big Bang Theory' [Credit: Warner Bros.]

Amy: "Did you hold the baby?"

Sheldon: "I did."

Amy: "And how did it make you feel?"

Sheldon: "Looking into the blank, innocent eyes of a creature that couldn’t begin to comprehend anything I was saying … basically another day at the office."

2. On Adulthood

'Big Bang Theory' [Credit: Warner Bros.]
'Big Bang Theory' [Credit: Warner Bros.]

Penny: "Let me ask you a question. When did you guys start feeling grown up? Because I'm not sure I do."

Bernadette: "Honestly, I thought when I got married I would, but I still feel like I'm pretending. It doesn't help that most of my clothes come from Gap Kids."

1. Ladybugs Are The Worst

'Big Bang Theory' [Credit: Warner Bros.]
'Big Bang Theory' [Credit: Warner Bros.]

Raj: "I don’t like bugs, okay? They freak me out."

Sheldon: "Interesting. You’re afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic."

What's your favorite Big Bang Theory quote?

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