You all know The Big Bang Theory. It's your absolute favorite sitcom to grace TV! With over 10 seasons and no sign of stopping yet, this hilarious behemoth of a show just keeps getting better — like a fine wine. Bazinga!
Just one of the things that makes this show a must-stop shop is the killer script, so let's check out 10 of the best quotes from The Big Bang Theory:
10. Bernadette Is a Monster!
Bernadette: "I did something that will either make me look like a lovable goof or a horrible monster damned to spend eternity in hell."
Amy: "I’m sure it's lovable."
Penny: "I’m going to go with monster. What have you got?"
Bernadette: "Well, there’s this lady in our office who’s retiring and they were passing around one of those big cards for us to sign."
Bernadette: "But nobody told me she was in a horrible car accident over the weekend. And what I was signing was not a retirement card but a get-well-soon card."
Penny: "I’m liking my odds here."
Bernadette: "On the card in the hospital next to the woman who was clinging to life are the words: Hey Vivian, You deserve this. And at least with you gone, no one will steal my yogurt out of the fridge."
Bernadette: "Lol...smiley face."
Amy: "Oh my God!"
Bernadette: "P.S. Good luck wherever you wind up..."
9. You're A Mean One, Mr. Cooper
Penny: "You really didn’t like it, Sheldon?"
Sheldon: "No, on the contrary. I found the Grinch to be a relatable, engaging character. I was really with him right until the point where he succumbed to social convention and returned the presents and saved Christmas. What a buzzkill that was."
Leonard: "When we watch Frosty the Snowman, he roots for the sun."
Sheldon: "Excuse me, but the sun is essential for all life on Earth. Frosty is merely a bit of frozen supernatural ephemera in a stolen hat. A crime, by the way, for which he is never brought to account."
8. C-Men, Assemble!
Penny: "So what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-Men?"
Sheldon: "No, the X-Men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be, my C-Men."
7. They Call It Woloception
Howard: "Oh, look! That's the future Mrs. Wolowitz. No, wait! That's the future Mrs. Wolowitz. With her head in the lap of... what a coincidence... is the future Mrs. Wolowitz."
Leonard: "Yeah, and they can all move in with you and your mother. The current Mrs. Wolowitz."
6. Condescension? Check
Penny: "Can I ask you a question?"
Sheldon: "Given your community-college education, I encourage you to ask me as many as possible."
5. The Dirty Truth
Leonard: "We should go easy on him. Amy’s out with Stuart tonight."
Howard: "Wait a minute. Are you telling me that Sheldon’s patented blend of condescension and no sex isn’t enough to hold on to a woman?"
4. 1,000th Time Lucky, Howard?
Howard: "Penny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today."
Penny: "Not with a thousand condoms, Howard."
Howard: "So there is a number."
3. Children, Adults? They're All Brainless To Sheldon
Amy: "Did you hold the baby?"
Sheldon: "I did."
Amy: "And how did it make you feel?"
Sheldon: "Looking into the blank, innocent eyes of a creature that couldn’t begin to comprehend anything I was saying … basically another day at the office."
2. On Adulthood
Penny: "Let me ask you a question. When did you guys start feeling grown up? Because I'm not sure I do."
Bernadette: "Honestly, I thought when I got married I would, but I still feel like I'm pretending. It doesn't help that most of my clothes come from Gap Kids."
1. Ladybugs Are The Worst
Raj: "I don’t like bugs, okay? They freak me out."
Sheldon: "Interesting. You’re afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic."
What's your favorite Big Bang Theory quote?