BySarah Gibson, writer at Creators.co
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Expendables fans, prepare yourselves for the almost unbearable stench of testosterone: Here's the adrenaline-fueled new poster banner for Patrick Hughes' The Expendables 3, considerably sweetening our wait for the big August 2014 Hollywood heavyweights blockbuster.

The returning team of Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Dolph Lundgren and Arnold Schwarzenegger are joined by new additions Wesley Snipes, Antonio Banderas, Kelsey Grammer, Harrison Ford and Mel Gibson turning it up to eleven.

With all those guys punching, shooting, blowing stuff up and bashing each other on the nose, sometimes it's hard to remember who's who. So, check out our very own Moviepilot banner for The Expendables 3, detailing every character in sight...

Ok, we're missing Jackie Chan. But guess what? I got news for y'all: if Gibson is the villain, I sure as hell won't be rooting for the Expendables this time! "Sugar-tits" Gibson is going to totally crank this nostalgic franchise up a notch. His stupefying temper and hatred for...well, pretty much everybody, is the icing on this kick-ass cake for me. Make him an over-the-top caricature of himself and force him to die a gruesome on-screen death. And make sure he's in on the ironic nature of it all.

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