WARNING: COMIC BOOK SPOILERS AHEAD
1. Your parents die in front of you as a kid (Scarred for life)
2. A butler is the closest thing to family you have for decades
3. The best years of your adult life are spent obsessively training
4. You never find "The One"
5. One of your sidekicks dies
6. You never get over your parents deaths
7. Your best friends daughter is paralyzed by your worst enemy
8. Your back is broken by a Mexican wrestler
9. Your only son dies.
10. You get killed
BONUS. You can NEVER be happy