ByTyler Sparks, writer at
Founder of I chew glass and shit highballs. I like booze, I like horror, I write boozy reviews about horror.
Tyler Sparks

I pooped a little. I mean, not a lot, but mid raucous laugh at high noon drunk just a bit sneaked out. With good reason too.

This is one f-ing FUN horror anthology with only the cheesiest, most terrifically done puppets you can imagine. Sitting pretty at a budget of 15k, these guys made every goddamn penny count. Whats really messed up is, while I should've been screaming “WHAT the HECK” most of the time, the only thing that caught me off guard was the main man eating a single slice of pizza with a fork and knife. WHO EATS ONLY ONE PIECE OF PIZZA?


Lets look past the fact that this whole segment was filmed using the ‘valencia’ filter on instagram and talk about some real biz. FIRST – thank the merciful gods they didn’t attempt to do this one with garbage computer generated bull because at first blush the most beautiful thing here is the make up and the wonderful puppets. LOVE ME SOME PUPPETS.


Throw a few dozen gallons of blood on it, stick your hand up a synthetic bugs ass, and color me interested. Garnish that turd bird with a conspiracy theorist/apocalypse prepper/very bizarre weapon enthusiast type…and you’ve got one helluva party.

I think i’m in love!

(PS I see you there, Cemetery Man poster…)


So then there’s this PTSD story where the dude…blows…himself…up?

Were there credits for this one? WTF happened? Did I black out?

Kind of a downer here.


I am IN LOVE with this one! This black metal death metal whatever the heck! ITS BRILLIANT. Way to bring back the fun with aplomb!!

Clearly, this segment is the main event, and the opening acts were just foreplay bull (although the first one was drop dead awesomesauce)

One eyed horse/unicorn/tentacled beast shows up at a poker party I’d sure as hellfire crash that party with an axe.

Seriously – if I could get more neon death metal puppet WWF dance parties like this one in my life I’D DIE HAPPY.


I’m still reeling. Not just from the bucket of cider I butt chugged a minute ago either.

This….was ridiculous. It was insane. It was the best ride I’ve experienced in a long damn while. Electro death metal gore fest for the measly price of ADMISSION? DO YOURSELF A FAVOR.

Put down the laptop, the phone, huck the desktop out the window. A few geniuses have put together a horror anthology that will make you crap the bed and you have GOT to see it.

TL;DR 9/10 I literally applauded. I applauded a dvd.


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