Do you remember the compulsive liar you sat next to at school who liked to pretend his dad had 6 Ferraris and his mom was the real-life Tomb Raider? I have concluded that Celeb Dirty Laundry is the online equivalent of that untruthful little brat.
But, being duty bound to keeping you guys up to date with Robert Pattinson's every move, fictional or otherwise, I am going to have to tell you this story. Apologies in advance!
Remember when there were rumors circling that Katy Perry was gagging to hear the 'Perry Patz' of tiny feet and squeeze out RPatz's baby? Well, so does a clever 'friend' of Perry because they have sold a bizarre story that relates to this old pile of fabricated trash to OK! Magazine.
Celeb Dirty Laundry reports that Katy Perry is sleeping with Diplo, Robert Pattinson and Rob Ackroyd which means that;
Her friends fear her trysts may have bigger, more permanent implications. Several people in her crew are worried she might slip up and get pregnant. She certainly has plenty of potential baby daddies in the mix
I'm about as convinced about this as I am by Justin Bieber's assertions that he is an all round good kid who loves the lord...
Both Perry and Pattinson have spoken out on numerous occasions about the nature of their friendship, and they have never seemed anything more than friendly to me. Sure, they are both super hot, but that doesn't automatically mean Perry and Pattinson are bumping naughty bits...
Not to mention the fact that there is nothing out there to prove Perry is cheating on her confirmed boyfriend, the British DJ and Producer Diplo. Katy might have kissed girls and liked it and fired whipped cream from her boobs, but none of these things mean she is some sort of home wrecking sexual deviant.
In light of the huge gaping void where evidence should be in the reporting of this 'story', I give this tale of tabloid trash an almighty 4 bulls**ts out of 5 on the bulls**t-o-meter;
Why only four? Well Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson are actually friends and I am going to audaciously assume that they both have genitals. But, did they use them to make a baby? Put it this way, I would eat my laptop with a knife and fork if this turns out to be true...
Would you be shocked if Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry actually had a baby together?
(Source: Celeb Dirty Laundry)
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