ByKarly Rayner, writer at
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Karly Rayner

Shailene Woodley, the hippie imp of all things good and true, would like to bestow some quartz of wisdom (pearls are too unethically farmed for her green credentials) on you guys regarding Miley Cyrus.

As the holier than thou mud muncher sat clutching a glass Mason jar In lieu of a designer bottle (honestly, she did), Woodley went on to share her views on the controversial Miley Cyrus. She explained to Vanity Fair that;

Miley isn't rude or mean or cruel to anyone in her actions. She just does herself. And regardless of whether you agree with what she’s doing or not, it’s none of your business what she does. She’s not in the world doing mean things. Why are all these parents or all these people freaking out about Miley being herself? If you don’t want your kids to watch it, you know, you can change that situation at home, but don’t make a big deal of what she’s doing. Make a big deal about the bullies at school who are beating kids up

I don't believe my fingers are typing this, but I am inclined to agree with some of what Shailene is saying...

Miley might suffocate her poor, long suffering crotch with a leotard covered in hash leaves, and have rolling papers dedicated to her Bangerz tour, but she seems to be exceptionally good to her fans and the general public.

Sure, she chewed the vulnerable Sinead O'Conner (and her unenviable pile of mental illnesses) out over Twitter, but Miley looks like a pious and gentile Buddhist monk compared to the likes of racist, drunk driving Bieber.

I know people are mega pissed with her because they can't believe that cute little Hannah Montana dresses like '80s Maddonna crossed with Lil Wayne these days, but in the grand scheme of things, it's not earth-shattering.

What is earth-shattering though, is how Woodley made that wonderful tangent between Miley and bullied children, she explicitly say in the Vanity Fair interview that she doesn't smoke week. Maybe that clay she's chomping on is full of brain-dissolving heavy metals after all...


Do you agree with Shailene Woodley about Miley Cyrus?

(Source: Vanity Fair)

(Images: Parade)


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