After going for a triple decker insanity spree over the last few days, Shia LaBeouf (or one of his keepers) has decided it is finally time for him to take his erratic ass to rehab.
Beoufy has been a busy boy recently. He was dragged out of Cabaret in handcuffs for smoking and shouting, tried to get a stranger to punch him outside a strip club before finishing with desert in the form of stealing headgear from the homeless.
Shia’s reign of terror on Times Square ended this weekend when he flew himself back to L.A. and the open arms of the paps from X17.
The celebrity gossip website has been stalking out LaBeouf's house since he returned home and they have reported that they followed the troubled star from his Hollywood Hills home to a popular rehab facility. LeBeouf was also spotted carrying an Alcoholics Anonymous big blue book around with him.
It seems like the paps at X17 also have remarkable psychic powers because they seem to know Beoufy's innermost thoughts. The website stated that;
Shia was nervous; he didn't look good all morning. He was looking down and wasn't even talking to his driver. It looked like he didn't want to do it, but he knew he had to
A few years ago, Shia admitted to Parade Magazine that he had a major problem with the booze. The 28-year-old actor has tried to clean up his act with the help of AA for years but he’s been on and off the wagon. Shia is most likely in rehab to deal with his alcoholism, but there is also a small chance he needs to deal with his severe addiction to nauseating neck beards.
You've got to wonder what goes on with all of these whacked out Disney kids! They are like animals that have been released into the wild after years in the zoo. Without the skills to forage attention for themselves, it's only a matter of time before they are rampaging in the streets begging for a crust of a headline and eating food from a bin.
Or, maybe Mickey Mouse has a side business in rehab centres so he can squeeze double dollar out of them! Your call.
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