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Why I keep doing this to myself I'll never know. An official trailer for a (mercifully) short film has been released just in time for beach season.

If you thought [Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda](movie:1518668) or [Sharktopus vs Mermantula](movie:1571987) or [Sharknado 2: The Second One](movie:1228437) looked awful, wait till you see this!

Thrill as nubile beach babes suck face, and then cheer as they get their faces sucked OFF by this newest scientific abomination. As filmmakers continue to fail at the most basic tenets of marine life biology that a quick wiki search could correct, it's time once again to be frightened of the ocean!

Synopsis [edited for realism/sarcasm]: America’s only missing nuclear weapon (Really? Just one?) is leaking radioactive material (there's even a woman with a Russian accent in the beginning. Russians know their radiation.) into the ocean just off the coast of Tybee Island, GA (where there ARE actually jellyfish problems). The predictably shallow lives of a predictably vapid cast is disrupted by a vicious force of nature that "shows no mercy". NO SPINE! NO MERCY!


  A Tybee Island Cannonball Jellyfish
A Tybee Island Cannonball Jellyfish

Hellyfish is due to wash ashore around Halloween.

What do YOU think? Personally, I'll be watching Sharktopus again.

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