The idiom "you can't polish a turd" must have been spinning around Beyoncé's gilded mind as she tore up the invite to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's garish Wedding.
Despite their attempts to style themselves as the klassiest kouple in Hollywood, Beyoncé didn't dare step down from her royal throne and dirty her regal feet on the carnival of shameless publicity that was the Kimye nuptials.
According to Page Six, Beyoncé wasn't afraid that the very fabric of the universe might implode when Kim and Kanye's colossal egos were smooshed into one hellish super being. She was worried about her reputation being sullied by merely being in the same room as Pimp 'Momager' Kris and her cloven hooves. The gossip mag explained that;
They are guarding like hell their status. Beyoncé wasn't going to allow a Kardashian to socially climb her. And Jay didn’t want Kanye with Kim — he thinks it’s bad for business. I think Jay lost a little respect for Kanye there
As if we couldn't have figured that one out already!
We all know that if Bey and Jay were foolhardy enough to set foot into that wedding Kanye would have drugged the cake and given the comatose hip hop royal family to his wife as a wedding present.
Can you imagine how many more Instagram followers Kim would nab if she artfully arranged Beyoncé and Jay-Z's freshly roofied bodies around her poolside on the regular?
I rest my case.
Does anyone actually care about the Kim and Kanye wedding anymore?
(Source: Hollywood Life)