ByKarly Rayner, writer at Creators.co
Editor/Senior staff writer | Movie Pilot's celebrity savant.
Karly Rayner

Quick, get out the bunting and slam a celebratory cake in the oven because a celeb has finally had a pop at punching Bieber.

But, before you start organizing your town's very own Orlando Bloom parade, I have a couple of difficult home truths to break to you. Not only did Bloom miss his smug little target, but for the first time in his short life, Justin Bieber might have been in the right.

I'll give you some time to get a stiff drink to help ease that soul destroying information down...

A source told The Daily Mail that 37-year-old Bloom is the one who started the fisty cuffs with Canada's most embarrassing export, but it wasn't just seeing Bieber's smug smirk and diaper pants combo in the flesh that had Bloom seeing red...

Rumor has it that Miranda Kerr suffered from a fit of temporary insanity and slipped between the sheets with Biebs while she was still hitched to Bloom... and yet more rumor has it that Bloom revenge porked Selena Gomez. In short, putting these two together is like playing Kim Jong Un the 'Ronery' song and waiting for the explosions to begin.

An anonymous source coughed up the following description;

Justin was being cordial, and everything was fine. But then Orlando was annoyed when he saw it was Justin and instigated by taking a swing at Justin. Justin ducked, and Orlando’s punch missed. People intervened, some minor pushing, then they were separated. Justin stayed for a while after

According to TMZ, when Justin ducked the punch he shouted "What’s up bitch?", which sounds like exactly the sort of phrase our favorite wannabe gangsta would spurt out.

Although the world's most disappointing punch wasn't caught on video, the aftermath of the scrap with Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber can be blurrily viewed below;

If the words 'Justin was being cordial' got the alarm bells ringing for you, don't worry. The 20-year-old singer once again demonstrated that he incapable of acting like a fully domesticated human being for longer than 12 hours...

After the incident Bieber wasted no time pulling on Bloom's lustrous curls by uploading (and swiftly deleting) the following picture to his Instagram account;

The shade of it all!

After channelling so much disappointment through my fingertips, I'm going to have to continue crafting my Bieber Piñata to recover. If any of you have any PVA glue or excessive hatred, you're welcome to join me!

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(Source: Dlisted via TMZ and The Daily Mail)

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