ByJancy Richardson, writer at
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Jancy Richardson

Imagine. The Earth is overrun with zombies with one sole aim: to chow down on your tender human flesh.

You may choose ONE ally to help you negotiate the apocalyptic dystopia - and she must be a Disney Princess.

I've thought long and hard about which Disney Princess would be the best wingman against the zombie hordes...these are my top 5...

Fa Mulan, Mulan

Weapon: Sword, rockets

Skills: She's swift as a coursing river, with all the strength of a great typhoon.

Why She'd Be Awesome: She's totally badass and very brave, as well as being proficient on horseback. She's proven she can deal with a punishing routine during her grueling army training.

Potential Weaknesses: Despite her awesome skills, Mulan is quite a homegirl. She'd rather be at home with her family than out on the road smashin' up zombies.


Merida, Brave

Weapon: Bow and Arrow, Spear, Sword

Skills: She's proficient in loads of weapons AND great at horse-riding.

Why She'd Be Awesome: Outdoorsy and adventurous, Merida is basically a Scottish Katniss Everdeen, and that's no bad thing.

Potential Weaknesses: If zombies have any color recognition at all, that hair is gonna be a problem. Also, she's kind of accident prone - just hope she doesn't slip up and turn you into a bear.


Elsa, Frozen

Weapon: Blizzards, Snow, Ice and Telekinesis

Skills: Complete power over ice and snow

Why She'd Be Awesome: She could effortlessly create structures and fortresses from ice to keep you safe, as well as shooting blizzards and avalanches at the zombie hordes. And she could keep you entertained with her lovely singing voice!

Potential Weaknesses: Uh, if you were trapped in an arid desert wasteland, Elsa may not be the best of allies.


Ariel, The Little Mermaid

Weapon: she doesn't come with one - you'd have to steal her a harpoon gun or something.

Skills: Swimming, breathing underwater,

Why She'd Be Awesome: She could swim untold distances to seek help and other survivors, and also catch you fish to eat. And if her dad hasn't been consumed by Walkers, Neptune would be a pretty powerful ally...

Potential Weaknesses: Flippant and headstrong, Ariel would probably get you into trouble. And she's not great on land, as she has no legs!


Pocahontas, Pocahontas

Weapon: She can probably sling a tomahawk like her dad

Skills: Shamanic powers

Why She'd Be Awesome: Pocahontas has a keen sense of the wild - she can sense dangers approaching and would be an effortless hunter.

Potential Weaknesses: I don't know how Pocahontas would adapt to the blasted concrete jungle of the modern world...


All things considered, I think I would probably pick Merida as an ally against the zombie hordes. Who would you choose?


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