The press is always a writhing ants nest of speculation about Robert Pattionson and Kristen Stewart's true feelings about each other, but now the Patz himself has spoken.
In an interview with Esquire Magazine, Robert Pattinson surfed in on a tide of stagnant two year old Twilhard tears and proclaimed that he doesn't give a damn about Robsten's dramatic ending anymore. He explained;
Shit happens, you know? It’s just young people… it’s normal! And honestly, who gives a shit?
The only thing that still haunts Pattinson is the humiliating media storm that followed Sanders-gate. He admitted to interviewers that;
The hardest part was talking about it afterwards. Because when you talk about other people, it affects them in ways you can’t predict. It’s like that scene in Doubt [2008, in which Philip Seymour Hoffman plays a priest suspected of inappropriate behaviour], where he’s talking about how to take back gossip? They throw all those feathers from a pillow into the sky and you've got to go and collect all the feathers
So, team Robsten forever better burn their commemorative T-shirts and kill thoughts of Rob looking over his Kristen shrine with a single photogenic tear rolling down his chiselled cheek, because that fictional trilogy is over.
Will the Robsten drama ever end in the media?
(Source: Dlisted via Esquire)