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Okay, so it's not nice to kiss and tell. And it's from an incredibly dubious source. But any excuse to think about Ryan Gosling in bed is good enough for us, frankly!

Look! Here you go! The probably untrue sex testimony of a person who may not even exist! Apparently, Ry's one-night stand (a 'curvy blonde', nonetheless) described the hot, hot sex just like this:

He was the best lover I’ve ever had...

But then things took a turn for the teary:

I thought I heard him sniffling. Then I realized he had tears gushing down his face. I asked if he was all right, and he said he gets emotional sometimes.

Woah there.

I'm no heartless bitch. If you're in a committed, loving relationship, I could see how a guy crying after sex would be a sign of emotional maturity. Maybe. But this was a one night stand. It's a little bit baffling, for my brain.

Perhaps Ryan Gosling cried because, as he relaxed into a post-coital slump, he realized that since he is Ryan Gosling, he'll never ever get to experience the exquisite bliss of having sex with Ryan Gosling. And, I mean, if Ryan Gosling was going to bless me with the privilege of sex with him, then I'd be more than happy to comfort him, stoke his hair and wipe away his tears afterwards...

Hell, he could pee on me, if he wanted!


Would YOU mind if Ryan Gosling cried after sexy-time with you?

(Source: Star Magazine, DListed)


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