If you have already gone to get your boxing gloves, I salute you! Alas, that won't be necessary because Gwyneth Paltrow is perfectly content to smack herself in the face with ultra-violent facials.
Merely rubbing some crème of unicorn extract into her precious façade isn't exclusive enough for Goopy, instead she relies on $5,240 aggressive facials to pummel her disobedient skin into submission.
The 41-year-old actress revealed that she loves the violent Thermage Laser treatment despite it's unpleasant side effects. She explained that;
It’s non-invasive but it’s quite painful, like having your face smacked with a rubber band that has an electric shock in it. But it works
Where there is no denying that Paltrow looks bangin', but It's hard to know which of her methods are the key to anti-ageing. Personally, I bet the satisfaction of selling some mug a $1200 keepsake box is enough to smooth out Gwynnie's creases with the sheer power of smugness...