ByJancy Richardson, writer at
To avoid fainting, keep repeating 'It's only a movie...It's only a movie...'
Jancy Richardson

Harry, Hermione, Ron - close your eyes. Apparently, J.K. Rowling is being chased to write a celebrity sex Lindsay Lohan.

As a Potter fan (read: obsessive) I know Rowling is a master story-teller, but ghostwriting Lindsay Lohan's shocking tell-all autobiography is hardly the best use of her talents!

A source told The Sun:

''Lindsay is now looking for a ghost writer. It may seem unlikely, but she thinks she's in with a shot of getting EL James to work on it...she might persuade J.K. Rowling to work with her.'

  J.K. Rowling and Lindsay Lohan: an unlikely pairing
J.K. Rowling and Lindsay Lohan: an unlikely pairing least Lohan is considering Fifty Shades Of Grey author E.L. James, too!

Lindsay's life story has gotta be more similar to Fifty Shades sexcapades than Harry Potter's wizarding adventures...


Do you want J.K. Rowling to write Lindsay Lohan's sex-fuelled autobiography?


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