Harry, Hermione, Ron - close your eyes. Apparently, J.K. Rowling is being chased to write a celebrity sex memoir...by Lindsay Lohan.
As a Potter fan (read: obsessive) I know Rowling is a master story-teller, but ghostwriting Lindsay Lohan's shocking tell-all autobiography is hardly the best use of her talents!
A source told The Sun:
''Lindsay is now looking for a ghost writer. It may seem unlikely, but she thinks she's in with a shot of getting EL James to work on it...she might persuade J.K. Rowling to work with her.'
Well...at least Lohan is considering Fifty Shades Of Grey author E.L. James, too!
Lindsay's life story has gotta be more similar to Fifty Shades sexcapades than Harry Potter's wizarding adventures...