ByJancy Richardson, writer at
To avoid fainting, keep repeating 'It's only a movie...It's only a movie...'
Jancy Richardson

I'll admit, I've watched Jersey Shore before. Don't judge me, man, I had flu and probably feverishly thought I was watching The Sopranos or something.

Anyway, now there's a more acceptable, horror-flavored way to get your fake tan fix - The Jersey Shore Massacre. The big-haired, oily-chested guys and gals of Jersey Shore are in for the summer of their lives...and deaths...

There's girls!

There's guys!

There's murder!

....Aaaaaand Ron Jeremy!

Jersey Shore Massacre is released August 19th. Watch the trailer, it's gonna be bloody hilarious!


Are you gonna watch The Jersey Shore Massacre?


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