ByChris Aaron Casey, writer at Creators.co
Chris Aaron Casey

The Next MotherF*cking Round!


  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Machete Vs. El Mariachi A.K.A. Desperado!
Machete Vs. El Mariachi A.K.A. Desperado!

Ok folks we haveDanny( Machete)Trejo,probably the most intimidating(Yet lovable) Mexican Ever Created vs. Antonio(Ladies Love)Banderas. Machete an ex federale' vs a guy with a guitar case full of bad ass weaponry. One was Thrown into being a madman by accident while the other chose the path.Both are seductive yet deadly in their films. Both are masters of their crafts but?

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who wins this Mexican Bloodbath full of tacos and nacho sauce?


  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Ripley vs. Rain
Ripley vs. Rain

Now we Have Agent Rain a.k.a. Michelle "Bad Ass" Rodriguez vs. Sigourney"Ripley"Weaver of the Aliens Franchise.

I mean WTF dudes and dudettes. Ripley at the end of her ticker was basically Half Alien!! so......Granted Ripley survived the entire ordeal for the most part but Rain was Cloned,Injected with the virus and Became somewhat undefeaable! I Love Both these actresses when they are in thier Element Sigourney As Ripley or in Ghostbusters etc.. Rodriguez in fast and furious or Resident Evil. Both these women have star Quality and Bad Assery in their blood. But Who Wins this Otherworldy zombified aliegenic Bloodbath of a brawl?

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Who Kills who roody poo?


  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Old ass dude/Classic Battle
Old ass dude/Classic Battle

Dirty Harry vs.Paul Kersey(Death Wish)

What Better match up than the 2 Baddest Motherf*ckers ever to tote Big ass revolvers? Have You seen Death Wish? any of them? Who makes you wanna sh*t yourself quicker than Paul Kersey? I Mean c'mon Death Wish as a title? wtf did you think was gonna happen? this rogue ,renegade Vigilante is out to kill all A$$holes that do wrong.... Against Dirty Motherf*cking Harry a cop turned Wreckless,This Guy will Blow your Go&&amn Brain out if he doesn't like you! Basically taking the law into his own hands,killing 1st and asking Questions later.He's Not to be toyed with(Woody And Buzz) this Battle will Leave a lot of Thugs and bandits ,crooks and criminals F*cking Bloodied and dead in it's wake!

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Who kills thee Other Better,("Big ass Gun Way")


  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Testosterone at it's peak!
Testosterone at it's peak!

"Jason Statham" (No Curse words Needed) vs.Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson!

2 powerhouses! Jason with his Martial arts capabilities and Smooth british accent. And "The rock with his Bulging physique and Charisma.Statham having skills in the martial arts department gives him a slight advantage but "The Rock is Big Enough to take probably anything he could dish out!And Could Statham survive once "the Rock" gets his hands on him? Statham from Expendables,The One,The Transporter etc.. "The Rock" from Hercules and Fast and Furious etc...

Both Prime Physical specimens Both testosterone filled characters.Both Mens Men And Action stars of today and tomorow...Who Wins this Machissmo-esque battle?

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Who Wins this BAttle of the Bulge?


  
  
  
  
  
  
  Vampire/Werewolf Killer vs.Zombie/Mutant killer
Vampire/Werewolf Killer vs.Zombie/Mutant killer

Milla"Alice" Jovovich You know? the likes Of Resident Evil? the 5th element etc.. Vs Selene a.k.a. Kate Beckinsale from the underworld series and Total recall remake? O.k. I don't care who you are. This is a tough one. They Both have my heart! (Even though they'd both probably rip it out)

One has Powers from a genetically enhanced Virus that give her powers we don't comprehend. The other has Vampiric/Werewolf powers,and was given extra powers from it's originator. they both know martial arts,Kick ass And Look Good Doing it. Question is who would win it a battle for Baddest sci-fi action Chick?

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who wins Sci-Fi action Supernatural Babe Brawl 2014?


  
  
  
  
  
  
  Martial Arts Madness!
Martial Arts Madness!

Bruce "The Dragon-The Legend" Lee Vs Tony"Break Your Whole Sh*t Open Jaa!

WE all know Bruce Lee as the pioneer of Making Kung-Fu/Karate Cool!

He Kicked More ass than crabs did in the 60's.He was/Is an Icon and will always be a pinnacle. But Who Made Martial Arts cool again for the New Age? With Over exaggerated spins,flips and absolutely Amazing Muy Thai Prowess?

Would Old School know how defeat new school pain tolerable Muy thai?

could Bruce Beat the Next Gen Of Action/Martial Arts star?

Tony Jaa Made us all appreciate martial arts Once again,While Bruce for Some of us made us appreciate it in the 1st place....

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who wins Martial Arts Importance of the year?Decade? Millennium? Who would Win in a fight to the death TODAY?


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