Brace yourselves for what is definitely the most bad-ass story of the week. Nine year old James Barney Jr fought a 400lb alligator - and won!
This real life Crocodile Dundee jumped in a lake to cool off when he felt sharp teeth sink into his body.
That's when James went into full hard-core mode.
Instead of freezing in terror, his first reaction was to PUNCH THE ALLIGATOR IN THE FACE.
Then boss kid pried its jaw open, wriggled out and swam to shore.
James had so many bites that doctors found a tooth embedded in his back.
Freaky, right? Nah, James is getting it made into a necklace.
Final score: James 1 - Alligator 0. What a kid!