If the thought of listening to a Coldplay album is about as appealing as getting a highly acidic acid enema look away now, because JLaw is reportedly "quietly dating" Gwyneth Paltrow's ex-husband, Chris Martin.
According to multiple gossip rags, the 24-year-old Oscar winning actress has been tentatively dating Coldplay frontman Chris Martin after her split from Nicholas Hoult, but the rumors behind their union are probably too cliché to be true...
The ever reputable Daily Mail claims that Chris Martin was attracted to the pizza munching, shot downing actress because she is the "polar opposite" to health concious Gwynnie.
An insider source (read L.A. resident who is behind on their rent) told The Sun that;
Jennifer is loads of fun and they can't stop laughing when they are together and Chris feels he is dating someone who has everything he's been missing out on in the past 11 years. Jennifer doesn't take herself too seriously and when she is not filming she just wants to hang out and have a good time
Heat Magazine has previously broadcast that the unlikely duo were spotted flirting for "two solid hours" at a Coldplay concert after-party in late July. The British gossip rag claims that;
They were talking the whole time and being really flirty. There was a whole party of people wanting Chris' attention, but his eyes were only on her. He seemed really into her - how could you not fancy Jennifer Lawrence?
If the 37-year-old father of two and JLaw are really dating then a portrait of the pair should be pasted next to random in the dictionary, but chances are this is probably post-Hoult hearsay.
Still, despite my dislike of Coldplay, it would be refreshing to see little Apple and Moses tucking into a dirty old Dominos with the down-to-earth actress.
Anyone who has tried cooking from Gwyneth Paltrow's holier than thou cook book knows what I'm on about...