ByKarly Rayner, writer at
Movie Pilot's celebrity savant
Karly Rayner

Know globally for her sage advice and wisdom, the great guru Miley Cyrus has some important information she would like to share with us... As soon as she finishes honking down her 5th blunt of the day.

In a recent interview with Australia’s Sunday Night, Miley explained that we all need to calm down about her Snoop Dogg level marijuana consumption because it's hurting her brain way less than reading the crap that people write about her online. Miley dispelled her pearls of wisdom by telling us all;

You know what hurts your brain? Googling yourself. You know what hurts your brain? Instagram. You know what hurts your brain? Reading comments on Facebook. You know what hurts your brain? Reading US Weekly

As someone who regularly scrolls through the comments on Instagram, I can totally see how it can destroy your view of humanity one full-caps crazy rant at a time...

But, anyone who doesn't think drugs are damaging Miley's brain should have a good wade through the absolute Insanity that is the Southern twerker's Instagram account...

Let me give you some lovely examples. You're welcome!

Yes, that is a badly drawn weed alien. It really is.


Thanks for sharing, babes.


Ummm I would like fries, but not with that. Cheers!


Only a totally sober person would post this. Obv.


Only a professional stoner would buy a pet pig and paint it's nails. It is scientifically impossible for any other kind of person to do this. Fact.


After seeing this conclusive evidence, what do you think is worse for you?

(Source: Dlisted)


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