If your feeling broke right now, turn around and abandon this article immediately because Anna Kendrick's words will bring tears to your poor, underpaid eyes.
In a recent episode of WTF with Marc Maron, Kendrick revealed that a handful of crazed fans found out where she lives and bombarded her with gifts on her birthday.
Because Kendrick isn't clinically insane, the actress threw all of the creepy dead-eyed dollar store teddy bears straight in the trash... But something way more valuable went to landfill with them.
Yep, it was diamonds. Real life, actual diamonds.
The 29-year-old actress revealed that some rich, delusional dude sent her a pair of diamond earrings and they creeped her out so much that she had to condemn them to the trash heap. Kendrick explained.
I got [a gift] with, like, a really long letter about how he really felt like we should be together, and if I would just give him a chance, and he didn’t want to do it over social media because he thought that would pressure me because it was public … he [wanted] to be a gentleman. And he, uh, sent me a pair of diamond earrings. For real diamond earrings. I did go and check. And I was just like, these have to go into the trash. I can’t. I cannot. I cannot wear them. I can’t give them to someone. It’s too weird. If the teddy bear goes in the trash, these go in the trash. Just on principle. So, I had to throw them away. If you send something to my house, it’s going in the trash
Argggggg! I'm breaking into a sweat just imagining her tipping those sparklers into the trash can. Not because I particularly love diamonds, but because I hate waste.
Seriously, Anna! If you only asked I would have taken those perve-diamonds straight off your hands, as would pretty much any celebrity charity auction come to think of it...
I hope they at least choked some scabby old seagull to death and did the world some good.