ByTré Roland-Martin, writer at Creators.co
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Tré Roland-Martin

I was on this one article on distractify.com, and it gave out all of these pictures of these knock-off toys, movies, video game consoles, etc. It had some unusual fictional crossovers/mash-ups that I'm going to review for the purpose of this article. The weird scale goes like this: 6 meaning weird and 1 meaning extremely bizarre.

#6: Star Wars: Science Fiction Perform Distinctive (see picture above)

This is a knock-off DVD-rom for Mac computers. The box's artwork is a mash-up that features characters from Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace along with Arnold Schwarzenegger's character from the 1987 sci-fi horror classic Predator. The subtitle on the front cover seems it was poorly translated from Chinese (presumably) to English. If someone were to watch a copy of this bootleg movie, I can imagine Predator footage being literally spliced into The Phantom Menace, but with probably a poor job in doing so in the process. These seem to be hard-to-find on eBay, but they might be sold for cheap, if you collect knock-off products.

#5: If SpongeBob Squarepants and Pikachu had a Baby

Could have lead paint!
Could have lead paint!

This is the result!

#4: Super Mario Game with Snow White and Cap'n Crunch

Seriously?
Seriously?

This is a knock-off video game cartridge of some sorts that not features just Mario, but also Disney's Snow White and famous cereal mascot Cap'n Crunch. There are some other characters that I don't know came from which, but this game looks so poor and cheesy it's just a load of video game crap!

#3: The Coolest Thomas the Tank Engine Toy EVER!!!

If it wasn't a knock-off, it would be very famous!
If it wasn't a knock-off, it would be very famous!

This knock-off toy looks packaged in a way to look like officially licensed merchandise. This Thomas & Friends toy is like a cross between the aforementioned show and Transformers (although some Voltron and Diaclone-type elements are possible). If this was officially made by Tomy, and if it was heavily advertised on television, many kids would want this toy. There was a popular animated web series on YouTube called The Trainsformers that had gained immense popularity, generating millions of views per video.

#2: Oh, HARRY! Did You Time Travel?!?!?

Doesn't make sense!
Doesn't make sense!

There was a Chinese knock-off that is not officially licensed Harry Potter merchandise. It literally shows Harry Potter and his friends inside dinosaur times, with Flick from Pixar's A Bug's Life to top it all off. I don't know why the people who made this did so, but do some people in China believe that Harry Potter can travel throughout time with his wand or something?

#1: The Most Darndest Crossover I'd Ever Seen!

Don't know what it says on the bottom, however.
Don't know what it says on the bottom, however.

Finally, we get down to the most brazen mash-up/fictional crossover in the history of knock-offs! I don't know what the title of this is, but it shows Harry Potter and his friends inside Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, along with the Pirates of the Caribbean trademark skull and torches to top it all off. If this was an actual visual mash-up movie, it would have been made with a really poor video editing job that would also be of a lower budget. This is gotta be insane, isn't it?

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