I was on this one article on distractify.com, and it gave out all of these pictures of these knock-off toys, movies, video game consoles, etc. It had some unusual fictional crossovers/mash-ups that I'm going to review for the purpose of this article. The weird scale goes like this: 6 meaning weird and 1 meaning extremely bizarre.
#6: Star Wars: Science Fiction Perform Distinctive (see picture above)
This is a knock-off DVD-rom for Mac computers. The box's artwork is a mash-up that features characters from Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace along with Arnold Schwarzenegger's character from the 1987 sci-fi horror classic Predator. The subtitle on the front cover seems it was poorly translated from Chinese (presumably) to English. If someone were to watch a copy of this bootleg movie, I can imagine Predator footage being literally spliced into The Phantom Menace, but with probably a poor job in doing so in the process. These seem to be hard-to-find on eBay, but they might be sold for cheap, if you collect knock-off products.
#5: If SpongeBob Squarepants and Pikachu had a Baby
This is the result!
#4: Super Mario Game with Snow White and Cap'n Crunch
This is a knock-off video game cartridge of some sorts that not features just Mario, but also Disney's Snow White and famous cereal mascot Cap'n Crunch. There are some other characters that I don't know came from which, but this game looks so poor and cheesy it's just a load of video game crap!
#3: The Coolest Thomas the Tank Engine Toy EVER!!!
This knock-off toy looks packaged in a way to look like officially licensed merchandise. This Thomas & Friends toy is like a cross between the aforementioned show and Transformers (although some Voltron and Diaclone-type elements are possible). If this was officially made by Tomy, and if it was heavily advertised on television, many kids would want this toy. There was a popular animated web series on YouTube called The Trainsformers that had gained immense popularity, generating millions of views per video.
#2: Oh, HARRY! Did You Time Travel?!?!?
There was a Chinese knock-off that is not officially licensed Harry Potter merchandise. It literally shows Harry Potter and his friends inside dinosaur times, with Flick from Pixar's A Bug's Life to top it all off. I don't know why the people who made this did so, but do some people in China believe that Harry Potter can travel throughout time with his wand or something?
#1: The Most Darndest Crossover I'd Ever Seen!
Finally, we get down to the most brazen mash-up/fictional crossover in the history of knock-offs! I don't know what the title of this is, but it shows Harry Potter and his friends inside Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, along with the Pirates of the Caribbean trademark skull and torches to top it all off. If this was an actual visual mash-up movie, it would have been made with a really poor video editing job that would also be of a lower budget. This is gotta be insane, isn't it?