ByThe Horror Honeys, writer at
The Horror Honeys

The thing about Alien: Isolation - no matter who you are or how cocky you've gotten throughout the course of the game, there are literally a million ways to die, and when I say die, I mean die with extreme prejudice. Xenomorph prejudice.

Alien: Isolation
Alien: Isolation

If you're not familiar with the storyline of Alien: Isolation, let's catch you up. Set in 2137, 15 years after the events of Alien and 42 years prior to Aliens. The game follows Amanda, the daughter of Ellen Ripley, who is investigating the disappearance of her mother. Amanda was transferred to the space station Sevastopol to find the flight recorder of Nostromo. However, an Alien has already infested the station. Hilarity ensues. And by hilarity, I mean piss your pants WTFFFFF NO NO NO OMG hilarity. So...not funny at all...terrifyingly controller throwingly awful.

Dont believe me? Sega has released three "this is how you die" videos with the xenomorph as the star and the *sshole tagline ... The answer is you don' f*cking die, and you love every f*cking minute of it.

Alien: Isolation will invade your consoles October 7th.

Will YOU be playing?

(Video Source: Bloody Disgusting)


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