If you've ever lusted after the three-breasted woman in Total Recall then it's time to make a beeline to Tampa because there are some new triple ta-tas in town... Unless there aren't.
A Florida woman named Jasmine Tridevil (what a coincidence!) claims that she has had elective surgery to give her an unusual boost in the boobage department.
Surpisingly, Tridevil isn't the world's most devoted Total Recall fan or just mega excited for the new [American Horror Story](series:206668), but instead she claims she got the extra breast to ward off unwanted attention from men.
Despite being just 21-years-old, Tridevil told a local radio station;
I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore
Tridevil claims she was forced to search far and wide to find a surgeon who was willing to perform the bizarre operation that she shelled out a colossal $20,000 for.
In what I'm sure is an entirely unrelated coincidence, Jasmine Tridevil also seems to be hell bent on catapulting herself to fame.
The Florida woman is working on her own self-produced reality TV show and anyone who wants to learn more about her bonus bra candy will have to wait to tune in. A radio presenter who interviewed Tridevil told the curious press that:
When we asked to see her third breast, she obliged, but with only a quick flash. When asked her why we couldn’t have a longer look Tridevil responded, “I’m not ready to do that right now because it’s in episode six of my show."
If the cynic in you is screaming HOAX at the top of it's voice right now, you should probably give it a pat on the back, because it's definitely right.
Buzzfeed has done some serious digging into the origins of this twisted tale, and Tridevil's been outed as Alisha Hessler, who seems to be a serial hoaxer.
Tellingly, the now defunct domain name jazminetridevil.com was registered by Hessler....
...And her name is also mysteriously connected to a massage parlor that specializes in soothing the aches and pains of three-breasted women around the Tampa area.
But, the most damning evidence that this is a colossal scam is a report about stolen luggage in Hessler's name. 10 News Tampa dug up this delicious truth nugget that notes the loss of "breast prosthesis."
Jazmine Tridevil, you are officially BUSTED!
You've got to hand it to this girl's seriously odd imagination though, she was gunning a place in the spotlight and she certainly got it...
Now who's going to watch her reality show to see how she came up with the whole charade? I'm tempted...